Monday, March 18, 2013

Writer's Block

crazyloud:  "Hey, How are you?"
"Struggling."  said lazycloud engrossed in his thoughts.  "suffering from Writer's Block."
"But you are not a writer." said crazyloud.
lazycloud: "Yes, I am."

crazyloud bewilderedly asked  "But you have never written anything."
"Because, I am experiencing Writers Block." snapped lazycloud.
crazyloud: "Like what, Since birth?"
lazycloud : "Yeah. I scribbled few words when I was a  kid, and then writer's block hit me, and  someone suggested that I try doing other things, and not think about it. So I forgot about it."
crazyloud : "And now after 30 years you realized that you are in Writers-Block phase"
lazycloud  : "Well, Now you know."

After moments pause

crazyloud : "Do you want to go out, and discover something that might inspire you."
lazyloud : "I don't need no Inspiration, I only need something to stimulate my mind."
crazyloud : "Well, that is the definition of Inspiration."
lazycloud " Oh! Okay."

crazyloud : "Hey, I have got something you might be interested in; Our company is coming with this, new social networking website, and we are looking for some really cool tag lines. Can you come up with something?"
lazycloud: "Why not. Let me think."
lazycloud:  "What about - A platform to find yourself HOT and SE...". Before lazycloud could complete crazycloud interrupts.
lazycloud "What?"
crazyloud "Its SNW, here we... blah blah.... not some fake dating or po*no website.You know."
lazycloud :"I thought that's what social networking websites are for."
lazycloud : "I didn't know they meant real social network by that. You know what, We should really talk often."

lazycloud : "No worries. I'll think of something else."
lazycloud:  "What about-  "Now flaunting has got a style. Get a real life." and then "Chance for nerds, geeks, losers to increase their social quotient, and Bitc*es to .."
crazyloud : "Wait ... Wait..  I think the first part is Okay, but  you know, we are actually targeting normal people so, nerd ,losers and ...those are  not really needed here. We need something more Creative, imaginative ... something Magical."
lazycloud: "Well, I am a writer not some....... Investment Banker or something.. I don't give a damn for these things."
"Of course, Writers don't need those qualities." said crazyloud sarcastically.
"Well, you are not incompetent enough to argue with me." said lazycloud with some pride.

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